Caffeine is my shepherd;
I shall not doze.
It keepeth me awake in green pastures,
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me down the path of consciousness for its' name-sake.

Yea, 
though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal;
For thou art with me.
thy cream and thy sugar 
they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe 
before me in the presence of
Thy Starbucks, 
Thou annointest my day with pep;
my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste
shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of Folgers forever.

~Amen~